I just spent an unhealthy amount of money overnighting a full adult sized Trix Rabbit Halloween costume
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
it was a 10 min screaming orgasm. i don't care that you were next door and didn't appreciate all the noise.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
i was on the fence about his sexual orientation until he referred to his marlboro loghts as "carrie bradshaws"
When I woke up I had three missed calls from the name 'dream krystals'.... If I remember correctly she was the lady at the drive thru at Krystals and her name was Dream.. She wanted to come to the strip club with us... Do you remember?
whoever put homecoming and halloween on the same weekend owes me a new liver and a get out of jail free card.
This is three metal detector wands away from being the strangest porn I have ever been in the audience for.
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
I don't know what to think. Also, I decided to take a bath...sorry in advance if I flood the bathroom.
I think I'm crying more because after all these years he never learned to spell you or use a comma properly from me
to drive Frat boys away, one just needs to cat-call at them. It makes their masculinity weaker, and yours stronger.
MY TITS ARE PERFECTLY CALM.
We discussed how many times we've passed out during sex. The answers may shock you.
It’s a prereq for med school, so I hope the professor likes blow jobs
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