Just be blunt and say drink from my dick
I may or may not have melted a dent into the top of my minifridge with my hot glue gun, which I left on for the past couple hours unsupervised, while we were on our salvo/savers excursion. Welcome to Halloween in college.
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
just found glitter in my belly button...seriously when will this nightmare end
I miss waking up knowing you're passed out under my bed.
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
I'm sure we could go all project runway on our diapers and create some flattering absorbent thongs. We could do it on the Boat. Call it project rumway.
someone in the elevator just told me i looked like a struggle but i smell very pretty..
DO NOT SLAP ANYONE WITH ANY VEGAN MEAT PATTIES
We didn't mean to put a petting zoo in the elevator.
I am naked and annoyed.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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