small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
you woke up and yelled "the tv is moving" and fell on the floor and passed back out
I got him a footlong to apologize for trying to push him off a balcony...
Yeah he's still asleep. I washed the blender out. He tried to make a ham-shake. Lets wait until after break to have that talk. I kind of want to see where this goes.
do you really not remember him getting up at like 4am with a leaf blower running through the house and telling people to "WAKE THE FUCK UPPP"
Dude that bathroom stall was not tall enough to be doing lines in, guys kept peeking over and giving us high fives
I just woke up eating some beef jerky with my cat. I think she opened the bag for us.
They got me high and left me at the mall with a giftcard for $400. I need an adult.
crossing my fingers that hitting golf balls off my pourch was a dream and not something that actaculy happened
GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN NO RULES ICE CREAM FOR BREAKFAST woooo!
I asked my mom if she could pick up something for me to drink since we ran out of orange juice and she goes "We have beer, champagne, and baileys. Drink one of those."
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
Fuck it, i havent messed around in half a year. I have sexual tension with a fire hydrant.
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
Fuck your fuckin pumpkin spice. You and your subtle differences frighten and disgust me.
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