Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
my shit smells like andre
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
He raised his arm and dropped it in his sleep to smack himself awake. He knows his phone has an alarm clock right?
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I never want to do this again, I'm going to chew off several fingers and apply for disability
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
Sitting on couch, workout sex makes me more sore than regular workout
Have you ever been anal in a bush on the Vegas strip drunk?
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