Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
why did I try to FaceTime with 311 last night?
And I can taste the vodka through my ears. Good god.
I am in macy's and just straight up heard an old lady taking a crap in her depends.
Only you would have to block the fucking governor of Tennessee from reading your tweets
I put tequila in my salad dressing yesterday. Step the fuck up.
i just deleted him from my phone. and yes... I did just text you this from less than 20 feet away.
I'm not judging.. I sure as hell am not getting out of my bed to come talk to you about this. but i support your decision
His dad was on the tv delivering the local 11 o' clock news while we were having sex
By 9 pm this evening I'll have accomplished smashing with two different guys in two different time zones in the same day.
Stay hydrated
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
All I remember thinking is, why the fuck are there martians on the ceiling? And they were riding fruit. Like strawberries and shit.
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
Randomize
