Haha oh wow he'd be perfect. He's got everything MTV looks for in a real world cast member. Gay. Tool. From Methuen
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
third eye blind makes so much more sense now that i have a drug problem
the guy was wearing a viagra shirt, i knew what i got myself into.
I think I'm still fucked. I can see the electricty going through the street car lines
Also, you tried to make me learn all of the presidents, in order, with a picture book as an aid. At 4 am. What the fuck?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
She's not a foreskin expert like you
So, I had a dream last night that involved you as an actual cloaked Captain America and a lot of weird sex, and I didn't hate it.
Well then she has to know whoever you were kissing was in overalls because that's not a detail you just leave out.
I went to the strip club tonight. I had never gone, and in a panic I gave the dancer giving me a lap dance a handshake and introduced myself. Redefines business casual.
If I send you a picture of a dick will you give me your honest reaction?
He said 'I really struggle with the sin of lust' then we proceeded to have sex. So I guess it was a perfectly executed Catholic pick up line?
The last time I was on vacation the pandemic blew up. Can't wait to see how my vacation fucks up the world this time.
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