at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
My 11 year old cousin is wearing a Jane Austen fan club t shirt. I'm trying not to tear into her, but I'm five coronas deep and losing control.
I walk in and my mom takes one look at me and just says, ".... Consequences"
First lesson of the year: don't close the bar on mondays
The a/c is broken so they cut a softball size whole in the freezer door. Goodbye deposit.
I would totes be making out with random people in the name of america if I was at the white house right now
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I cant believe im wasting my plan b experience on this guy. I should have saved it for someone special.
I made the jerking off hand motion to my mother by accident this morning. It was awkward for everyone involved.
it took us a while to figure out sex on a tire swing, buuuuuuuut MISSION ACCOMPLISHED
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
At some point during thanksgiving the image of me pooping on ur moms chest will come to you. Your welcome!
If you want it you better put a ring on it. And by ring I mean one of my three favorite pies.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
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