It's pouring out. I am cold, wet, and miserable.... Kind of reminds me of our sleepover last night.
No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
Last night I ate the rest of the salsa with my hands. And i DONT have a hangover? Glorious.
hahaha he is wasted in math class right now and is drawing all the planets in order from the sun
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
I should probably go to bed before I start to care about why I started drinking in the first place.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
This is going to ruin my future wedding planner career, but isn't it better the groom knows he's gay BEFORE he gets married?
Dude imagine how many pictures of dicks Obama gets. That can't be unusual. Almost every kids in the US has written the president a letter.
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
how much boxed wine can one drink before work in a couple of hours?
You brought a jar of mayonnaise to bed. It doesn't get any worse than that.
You know it's time to call it a night when every guy in the bar (all 3 of them) have seen you naked at one time or another.
Hey now one little girl thought it was cool I was covered in blood. Apparently according to her Mom she wants to be a surgeon when she grows up
Beer Olympics must happen in honor of the legit Olympics.
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