Got a plan. Ill do rock paper scissors and if you win we smoke a joint. Throw rock.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
Professor used "ROFL" while grading my paper... Do I even go to a real college?
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
I knew it was time to leave Waffle House when you started singing "What's Your Fantasy" to your hash browns.
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Because 9 pm Thursday you drink a loco cause you just wanna get drunk and have a good time with your friends. Then you wake up on Tuesday and you've had 17 locos and you're pregnant, lying on the side of the road, 3 states over. THAT'S why we don't have only locos parties.
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
My neighbour just came round to ask why we posted a spatula through his door at 3am. What do I tell him??
Gave a guy a blowjob in a convent. Place in hell is now secured...
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