Seriously, I'd take them all over any of the milfs here...and you know how much that means coming from me
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
some 7 year old just told me his favorite rapper was eminem and kim got what she deserved...god damn today's youth is in a dark period
I think this dress is screaming I want a birthday 3some with two moderately attractive guys. I hope.
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
just got double teamed by two guys I will be on beach patrol with this summer. six months until the season starts and I'm already 'that girl.'
she just punched a dude and called him a peasant for not drinking fast enough in flip cup.
at what point last night did i decided to have a photo shoot with your camel toe
You okay?
I walked into work with a banana and a loaf of bread
I've never had goosebumps on my dick before. It was definitely not a bad feeling.
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
I set up her keyboard so that no matter what she does, it will open up RedTube. Click and command Q all you like, its going to porn. No I play the waiting game
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I found more straws in my beard this morning. Please stop doing that.
Randomize