I don't smoke a lot but now and then I do. Weed and I are like still standing naked in a bathroom together deciding if we should blow one another or bolt for the exit. An awkward relationship.
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
he wanted to have me eat skittles off of his body. he mad gay sex even gayer.
i woke up naked with 27 half ripped $ bills in my bed from ripping them off the wall of the bar
are you excited because you wanna see me or because you wanna get laid?
bc i get to see you. naked.
Hippo gnu deer
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
On my way to the DMV to get arrested
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
but we were going camping. it only made sense to bring the 6 ft bong
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Is a swingers hotel appropriate for an anniversary?
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
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