We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Dude that musta been some handjob last night. The sound of her pandora bracelet kept waking me up
just had a flashback of you pouring champagne into my mouth from someones balcony..
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
My mom said that if she can come this weekend, she'll buy the weed.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
Drunk me spoon fed everyone baby food last night.
The compounded multi day delayed hangover hit me hard today, with a vengeance normally reserved for large objects that go in my ass. I don't feel good.
So I have to masturbate in a hospital. I wonder what kind of porn they have.
The highlight was when a stranger was nose to nose with you threatening to kick ur ass, and you said "Is that your real face? Stopped him dead.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
His sex game is strong it’s like a warlord’s dick! you know what I mean?
Nope
Randomize
