Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
I kind of feel like guidos are mythical creatures.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
i knew it was going to be a good night when i was bleeding, licked it and it tasted like miller light
that was you who tried to jump in front of my car in the monkey suit wasnt it
We're celebrating his weight gain and arrest.and by we I mean I, and by celebrating I mean getting dangerously drunk
We have 10 gallons of home brew. And james has an amazonian blow dart weapon that sticks in bags and the wall. Come over
Woke up fully clothed in bed sleeping on my purse.....we're back!!!
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
Is it just me or does the sex still keep getting better? I wasn't crying, my eyes just watered from how hard I was cumming.
So, settle a debate for my housemates. Have you measured your dick. And how long. Results Will not be disclosed
i just found a red feather stuck to my penis and i really wanted to send you a picture but too much
Grateful to be alive soliciting dick pics. Thankful i'm alive for these little things and especially these big ones too.
The people at Perkins seem so judgemental. Big deal if i'm handcuffed to stripper in a star-n-stripes bikini. We still gotta eat.
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