Actually, all he talks about is how great the sex is with her and how crappy you were at it. Stop being a bitch and gossiping masking it as self-righteousness.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I have a music final in an hour so I put all the classical songs we need to know in a shower power hour playlist, beer included.
Don't count me out just yet. Considering bartering a blowjob to see if that boy from work will take my shift.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
Nope, sorry. Already took my bra off. All down hill from here. My next act will be crying, singing, and eating girl scout cookies in the shower. You can come watch the shit show though.
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
i don't remember going ever taking off my pants but my pubes are shaved into a K and kelsey is passed out in the shower.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
I took a yellow and pink pill, all of a sudden my sex drive is back, and for some reason all I wanna do is fuck Amish dudes
Good God, I miss doing unknown drugs with you.
Is it possible to hurt your vagina working out, because I think my Dumbass accomplished that... 😯😟😒😓
Do I even want to know?
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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