if you take his cock out, you have to give him a bj. it's like giving a moose a muffin.
and i was just like oh shit i'm getting felt up by a 15 year old
Mmmhmmm sure, nice try, but there's certain wounds that only bj's can heal
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I am not ready to suck todays dick. Todays dick just laughed and came on my face.
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
I specialize in how to hang out and party with randoms after you've hooked up with them. Not in feelings.
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
I had a dream he was standing in front of me naked and flexing while yelling VICTORY and gizzing all over the floor.
He didn't have much of a personality. But I had like 100 orgasms, so that's cool.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
Almost ran out to the street bowl in hand when I hear the ice cream truck pull up outside.
Everything about that text makes me proud to be your sister.
Just saw a hotel with a bunch of mattresses in the parking lot. Made me think of you.
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