So I just passed a billboard for "Risque Cafe: Good food and topless women". Fuck. I love SC.
I'll name the documentary, "The Adventures of Megan's Vagina"
By connection do you mean me drunkenly grinding my ass on his lap for an extended period of time? If so, then yes, we had a "connection"
If we were unicorns we would fly together. Like in a pack. A pack of flying unicorns.
i will see naked twins by the end of the night. that's all i know
Her legal name is Candy. Her being a whore is implied.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
He got a slutty, ugly mother of a 7 year old, and I got a dog that only sleeps and shits on clean clothes. No one won in this break up.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
Every time I try to do something productive I end up searching ghost porn.
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
Randomize
