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the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I'm at the house listening to vengaboys alone. Please come home.
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
I don't care how hot he got, I can't get past the PTSD flashbacks of the first time he fingered me
He has horses apparently. I wonder if we could fuck while riding a horse or if that's too dangerous.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
My catholic guilt is strong, but the alcohol is stronger.
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
The girl in line in front of me at the grocery store is buying wine, m&m minis, a toothbrush, and condoms. Is it inappropriate to high-five her?
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
all I remember is them saying he had a big dick and the next thing I know I’m leaving with him
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