Learn some fucking English or leave me alone! "Your" is for something that belongs to you, like 'your herpes'. And "you're" is a contraction for "you are", like "you're not sleeping with me".
He said we were driving the golf cart through the woods screaming 'iceroad truckers' for four hours in the dark
Like. There is beer on the other side of that door and 6 yards in. If he's not back in 20 minutes to let me in, I am using this tree as a battering ram.
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Some guy Just sang about my ass on the street
It was terrible lyrics but I would have thrown my life savings into that guitar case if I had any.
He took initiative. Dragged me into the kitchen and did me on the stove....while it was on! And then we made nachos.
Halloween: the only night of the year wheee the more high I get, the more it compliments my makeup and outfit.
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I woke up on a park bench with a nice homeless guy waking me up. I bought us Carl's Jr. Best birthday ever!
It's routine now. He comes home from work and i ride him like a cowgirl with only a few sips of wine. I love being his neighbor.
I woke up and there is a small Irish man playing call of duty in my room. Discuss.
I don't want to just hook up with random dudes. I've had enough bad sex to know that it's not worth hooking up with strangers
It's not?
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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