i either just vomited on a lesbian or a small boy
We can get Dustin to help us. I think he'd be good at luring girls into a dark alley.
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
well, duh, but it's like you don't even want to see me masturbate with a wine bottle.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
Ohhhh sweet! I may be down for that. I'll be a german beer girl probably passed out on a park bench somewhere.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
This is my college life. Rolling at 4PM on a Wednesday to skrillex in the parking lot of a mexican restaurant.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
My mother just set me up with the son of the man I fucked last weekend. I could crawl under a rock and die OR I could remember the rules of genetics and hope that JR takes after daddy. Wish me luck...
This is why I love being gay. I could never afford that much birth control.
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