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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
haha you were like: "I don't want to uh pressure you.." as you took your own shirt off
it's 4 am, i'm drinkin beer and re-drywalling my bathroom. this could possibly be a bad idea.
I have a very awkward question for you. Could you possibly take my black dildo. My mom wants to clean my room.
The only coherent words in the 6 texts i recieved were don't, cute, fucking, beer, and lions
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
We carried on a casual conversation about plants while I gave him a hand job.
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
leave me alone I'm becoming one with nature and doing plant things
If walking through the neighborhood with a bottle of tequila and margarita mix is postgrad life, I'm okay with it
I'm smoking and watching the Muppets Treasure Island. Where are you?
Something about that statement reminds me just how much of a role model you are, sis.
I dont know if hes kidding... but hes drunk and said hes going to shave his balls. Alert your emt friends
Wait, like drink with real Phil. Or Phil, the cat that sometimes lived in your closet in Myrtle Beach?
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