ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I didnt realize til after I got out of her apartment and into the lobby that we lived in the same building.
i feel like words won't express my appreciation properly so at some point i'm just going to bring you pizza then go down on you for an hour. fair?
He offered to drive me out of state to meet up with my fuck buddy. Like best brother in law ever.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I just saw a commercial for God of War and heard the nickname he gave my vagina.
He professed his love for me while I danced on a picnic table with a bottle of Absolut. I said thank you and walked away.
Boobs speak an international language.
You were crying and singing wanted dead or alive while trying to eat cold soup, I think that pathetic is an understatement
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
I'm going to try and loofah my hangover away.
Update: It didn't work
He tried to do the do on me last night and my exact words were "stay away from my princess parts. they're renovating."
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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