Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
I DID IT WITH MY SOCKS ON!
He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
We're watching an ocean show on Discovery Channel and drinking every time they say "dolphins." PS. Seals kill birds. Tell all your friends.
They have a pepper shaker for pot.
Pray the makeout fairy visits me this weekend.
If we were to wake in ur bed together, what are the 3 words you would say to me?
Get out now.
Why is everyone in the bowling alley looking at me like i'm a prostitute just because I have bunny ears on?
But fine, we can play that game. You can come over and we can have totally platonic, long, boring discussions. Or we can fuck. Whatever.
What are you wearing tonight?
The colors of the winddddddd
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
He used Kanye West lyrics to justify what happened and I accepted his logic
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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