coming out of a blackout being surrounded by Disney police was not as awesome as it sounds.
Just saw a cop give four blondes gas for their car on their way to Vegas. They seriously ran out of gas and called 911 about it. Its like a porno plot.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
As for the 14 hours of vodka. I am all that is man.
We built a fire and had sex in the kiddie pool. Then he washed my hair
Strong work
I remember nothing except the fact it happened and I ate doritos and we highfived a lot
The acoustics in my bra are fantastic.
I don't miss having sex with him. We had our finale fuck last week. He's all yours now.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
It was like something out of a fucked up fairy tale. He just crowdsurfed over to her while riding a keg, said "come sail with me", and then the crowd carried them off into the night. What.
I know it's like I wanna bring somebody fun who I haven't drunkenly expressed my feelings for. Or hooked up with. It's a struggle.
I would use the term shit faced but I'm too polite for that
You pretty much lost your mind. Your ego has gotten ten time the size of your balls.
You were laying on the floor coloring a "get well soon' card for your liver...
I woke up next to a Big Mac box.. And had no sheets or clothes on. The night was a success I think.
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