so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
I guess what I'm trying to say is you've fucked more people than the economy.
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
They were so loud I wrote them a sex critique and taped it to his door.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
I just figured you know how to drive a boat and I know how to get drunk. What can go wrong
yeah, we figured out that passing a joint between cars was a pretty bad idea
Just came during my obgyn appt. I need to get laid.
Michelle asked what I was wearing tonight. I responded with a g-string and plastic wrap. I've gotten no response since.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
i don't care if you are my best friend. does not give you the right to describe how well my sister gives blowjobs.
how about your cousin?
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize