SEEEEXXX PLEASE
Booty call?
Dude you don't even follow my twitter
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
Is it wrong to beat off to a girl to determine if you like her or not?
My text messages all automatically add Zs on them cause of your skank ass messages you send me
Do you know how hard it is to masturbate with a runny nose?
I like one night stands...theyre like crushes for big kids
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I'm doing somethin that's never been done before...the 10 am booty call come over
He made me cum 4 times, we high fived afterwards and then I proceeded to tell him about this guy I'm dating whilst I made him a bacon sandwich. I think we've finally mastered being friends with benefits.
Yeah..I guess you know your hair looks like shit when TSA asks to inspect it
Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Woohoo! Instead of a pregnancy test you can buy me a burrito
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
do you think mom is upset that i left with the stripper from her bachelorette party last night?
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