We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
the ice cream truck is coming omgomg
dude, it's 2 am.
but its COMING
I hate having morals and standards the next morning.
honestly, magaritas are the void men can't fill.
you called me at 4 am to tell me you found the cracker barrel location where we'll have lunch next week
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
So I'm seriously debating forwarding these sexts to his horse faced new gf including the ones that say he still loves me... but I still need his check to clear... decisions decisions
There's a guy in here whose face looks like it would be perfect between my legs.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
I'm dying. The alcohol is viciously exiting my tiny body.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
Lexi was drunk enough at 2pm to say "fuck tom brady and fuck you too" to literally every person at the store in Pats attire.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
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