Good. You are like the clit whisperer.
Fun Fact: The stage were about to graduate on is where we once drove a van and kidnapped someone.
Fun Fact 2: My parents are sitting by the bushes I peed in this weekend.
Just saw some girl biking on campus with a babyseat on the front. Baby included. Do you know how many points that'd be worth?
it's not a party till someone uses the fire extinguisher.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
This coke is making my nose hairs dance. That good.
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
DAMMIT Im supposed to be running a company not discussing dick piercings!
Would it be rude to use my vibrator? like he forfeited his right to be mad when he left me orgasmless...right?
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
I do very much feel like vomiting. and I have no idea where that lighter came from. thank you for coming to my TED Talk.
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