how is it that boston is so bitchin and the rest of massachusetts sucks so much?
how is it that you still think "bitchin" is an acceptable term anymore?
You had already cockblocked me. The cops were just an assist.
NO. NO LET HIS PENIS TOUCH YOU.
It was just like old times except for going to hangover throw up before waking my parents up to open presents. Merry Christmas!
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Go forth Daniel, drink, be merry... And meet some hot Asians for your friends to bang
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
It can't be easy when an alcoholic Russian is screaming to the entire dorm "he no get hard"
He had Homeward Bound on VHS how was I supposed to not fuck him
So apparently, after 11 beers, 2 pitchers of sangria and 3 rhum & cokes, the idea of popping a load of MD and jumping on the trampoline, in the woods, in my underwear was the best one ever.
No, it's like a legit blood drive. It's not just her out in some parking lot with needles and ziplock bags
Just a couple of adults talking about cum shots at 8am on presidents day
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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