I was at the bar last night dancing, puking in a trash can, and ordering another drink all at the same time. Have I lost my dignity?
haha no as long as you did hook up with anybody after that.
... oops
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but my turtle seems afraid of me.
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I shouldn't trust a guy I just met with the pull out method. That's a big responsibility.
we did shots in class this morning as part of a presentation. WHY AM I LEAVING THIS COUNTRY?!
Just described you as looking like "a very cute escapee from an Egyptian insane asylum"
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Although can we find me a starter dick? I don't want security showing up again. That was awkward.
Puke-y regrets or just things-seem-far-away regrets?
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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