guys are not supposed to queef...right?
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
i really wish i had a remote for my computer. its all the way on my bed while im across the hall puking my brains out to enya. not cool.
I found out why we traded puke covered dresses in the bathroom.
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
When you're really drunk, Japanese toilets just have an unnecessary amount of buttons.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
You've changed since you got that strap on
Foreign objects found in purse this morning include: chocolate covered pretzels, pepper spray, and farm animal shaped key chains (you know the ones you squeeze and fake poop comes out, yea those)
You need to go! It’s a midwestern wedding - the single girls out there think life ends at 25 if they don’t have a picket fence and family. That’s when your penis introduces himself
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