She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
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You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Bagel with cream cheese. It's blowing my fucking mind.
How high are you right now..
I MICROWAVED IT. SIGNIFICANT IMPROVEMENT.
Dude you picked up her Chihuahua and threatened to kill it yelling "it's not cinco de mayo, bitches"
If I don't have herpes this will be the single greatest day of my life
mid blow job she looked up and said "we aren't even facebook friends!"
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She can't meet us until 830...there's no hope for our sobriety at that hour
I remember him going "OH SHIT" when he saw you straddling me on the table. And it was like the best feeling ever.
me and him got disney princess makeovers at disneyworld. this is why gay guys make the best friends.
We just stood outside and debated the existence of mermaids for about 20 min. Is this what too drunk is?
Everytime I feel sad about the break up; I recall that she is a Bernie supporter and feel all better
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
He lives in a tent in my ex'd backyard. Why the fuck would you want any of that dirty dick?
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