How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
everyone is single if you try hard enough
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
The drugs are starting to wear off. Suddenly aware there's a girl with bald patches and 2 guys that don't have a full set of teeth between them.
I just found a bag of teeth...
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
I dont know about you but I'm not getting out of bed this summer for anything but food or sex
I got to see a stripper that did magic last night. It was glorious.
This morning was so rough I can't even. I was cutting up vegetables for my omelet on the floor. THE FLOOR. I sat on the floor because I felt like I was gonna vom.
I'm topless, wearing a fur coat, stink of sex, and eating dim sum. 2015 is off to a great start.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
Please just help me figure out where the bruise on my face came from.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
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