you alive?
ya, the episode of maury where people are afraid of things are on, i had to keep livin
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
And that's when he stuck his finger up his own ass to prove it would feel good...
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I had to throw up. it was the only way to avoid kissing her after she swallowed..
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
"Every minute you spend hanging out with David is a minute you could spend meeting someone new, who isn't a huge douche" - Buddha
I don't think I can look at him the same way anymore after he walked in my room wearing a short skirt with a boner.
i made this one couple from ohio so uncomfortable that they left....and that was WHEN I HAD PANTS ON
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
it will be just like last year but no clogged toilets and more costumes.
He was so high he started playing Twister on the striped rug. Then when we missed midnight he went on a screaming rampage about his New Year's Eve being meaningless. How do you think it went?
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
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