I ahte it when I peed a little on my shews. I got a litll bit on the automen in your room too.:/
Tracy!! I don't have an ottoman in my room.
Ohhh....do you have a dog shaped liek un automan?
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
I mean I knew we were putting on quite a show but I didnt realize HOW good until I woke up and 4 people were passed out with their ears to the bedroom door.
I'm more concerned about the fact that I can't feel my gums
We invited our waitress tonight to come too.... we told her she had lightning in her veins and in return she taught us a Texas Roadhouse dance so the logical next step was invite her to a kegger.
I GOT MY PERIOD THIS IS A GLORIOUS DAY I AM TOTALLY GOING TO MAKE PIES TO CELEBRATE THAT THERE ARE NO REPUBLICANS IN MY UTERUS!
Last night I went to spank her while she was riding me and sack-tapped myself.
At what part of the night did you guys leave?
After my hot tub cannonball.
I love how four vibrators are within reach of me right now, but not a single hair brush or comb
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.
Are we at that level of friendship where we can share slutty stories and not hold it against the other person at a later date ?
I don't know what that means but it's making me want to fuck you.
Reverse road head. Sa-witch!!!
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