Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
I dont think yelling "Grab your dicks, time for pics!" helped your case either.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
No im just getting a road beer. You got my pants?
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
He walked away from the girl that just blew him to hook up with another girl, and when she got pissed he just turned around and screamed, "SHE IS LIKE 10X HOTTER THAN YOU!" Then she went on an angry dick sucking rampage. There were 4 victims.
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
My sobriety has gotten out of control. I think I need an intervention.
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
No dude shes like 5 feet tall and maybe 100 pounds... Normally i wouldnt be scared but someone gave her a bat. Thats why im in the bathroom
I have a lot of money, and no morals. shots on you when you get here.
My new gym is popular with trophy wives. They’re talking about yachts and plastic surgery
Learn their secrets! I want to meet men with Maseratis. The meat heads and Mustangs scene is getting old
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