I wanna put my baby in that!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Ew you even made it your fb status
Ppl probably think ur having a kid
I hope
Love having children with random chicks
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
I think you missed the wrong class. Im pretty sure we were taught how to buy cocaine.
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
I'm not sure which is worse. The fact that I slept with him last night, or the fact that you did too.
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
Well I took a spicy wing shit in a field this morning.
He just pulled a Spanish chick using google translate!!!! We are at the bar and she speaks zero English. Hes a fucking magician!!!!!!
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Wrong Cuomo but I had a dream last night in which I was very sexually attracted to Chris
Randomize
