Her body is shaped like a coke bottle...a two liter coke bottle
is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
there's something so ridiculous to me about watching someone with glasses exercising. it's like watching a whore studying in the library. stop trying to be someone you're not.
Please. That's just a patriotism boner. I watched Michael phelps win another medal and had to change my underwear.
He's just so adorable. And I don't want to fuck someone who's adorable.
This guy on the bus keeps leaning over and sniffing my hair.
2 things: 1) can you get hep from toilet water? And 2) do you know where we can get a new skillet for cheap?
Please tell me those aren't related.
I made rice.
The bad news is I fucked my exes girlfriend. The good news is I100% understand why he left me
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
There are many penises to be discovered and claimed tonight
We're like Lewis and Clark
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
Like, I can't stand that bitch, but i genuinely hope she gets the help she needs
If he doesn't get here soon I'm taking off my thong and eating his dinner.
My vagina is very pro this idea
It's 1:37. You have 23 minutes to get your dick to the bar before I go home with the bartender... tick... tick...
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