Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
so i replaced his speed with my ped egg shaveings
dont u have athletes foot?
I just rolled a joint with a page from On The Road by Kerouac. I have never felt like more of a hipster.
You going to midnight mass? we need a dd
the whole city is out of plan b pills. this is the meanest game of musical chairs ever.
I'm beginning to feel kind of at home at Police stations
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
I've been timing it. He's been showering alone for 33 minutes. 4 minutes ago, he said "truth or dare." haven't heard anything since.
New low, passed out while taking a shit for an hour with my parents home, suprised they didnt notice
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
You know your acid trip is going well when the orange you're eating gives you a life lesson
he brings me coffee and gets a blow job. not sure if I trained him or he trained me or it's simply mutually beneficial beautiful.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
Got so drunk I broke my sink in half. Not. Lying.
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