shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
She has HUUUUUUUGE nipples
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
My parents don't seem to understand that all I want to do over break is smoke in bed and watch Workaholics.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I'm gay. Congratulations to whoever had January 2014 in their pool.
Do not ever get that redhead chem major high. Gave her a magic brownie and she sat in a corner and literally cried about organic chem. Never again.
I've come to realize that I need a break from life when I just tried to use my address numbers as the cook time on the microwave
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
...take a good look at your butthole.... then try matching it to any paint color on the Benjamin Moore color wheel....not gonna happen...
Just renamed the subject of my sex list on my phone "grocery list" just in case anyone comes across it
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
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