you never realize your highschool teachers are real people till you fuck one of them
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
I got groped on the dancefloor by both grooms. I love gay weddings
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
I'm just so happy. I go to sleep and when I wake up there will be chocolate milk and penis.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
Hey sorry for calling you so much last night. I mixed your number with the pizza guys, and he was running late
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
I have to tell him to stop eating me out so I'm not late for work; my life could be a lot worse.
Update: his apartment is apparently in the campus Christian community center. The fact that I fucked him on the couch in the lobby is officially my crowning life achievement.
If I take one more surprise finger up the ass this week there will be hell to pay.
I just talked to him. no worries he had the same fears you did this morning and smelled the dryer to make sure. you officially did not pee in there haha
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