margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
how do i say "thank you for the blowjob, but never talk to me again" without crushing her?
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
I just found what appears to be a tooth in my purse...anybody missing one?
I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
Sry I came all over your dress. Think of it as a Vegas souvenir.
I like to balance the number of cups of coffee to bong rips in the morning before work.
Drinking ketchup directly out of the bottle does not make it tomato juice.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
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