Dude, way to rack up $80 in pornos in the hotel room last night, and not tell me before I got blindsided at check out.
Heh. Guess I ordered some porno last night. Heh.
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
the only thing i can think of after seeing avatar is "when are they gonna make avatar porn?"
My mom seriously just told me my insurance company pays for rehab. In an email. I expect a real, not just us joking, intervention coming on. I'm not accepting a "lunch date" with that bitch.
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
Dude totally calling you out on watching when harry met sally on netflix on demand on april 8th.
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
He was like a foghorn with a huge penis.
Like that time I held Annie up and she peed all over the window.. We make a good team.
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
I SHITYOUNOT DAN JUST PUNCHED A DEER IN THE FACE. MID LEAP.
Well, I saw an Olympian's genitals tonight, so it can't be that bad.
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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