I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
Just mixed vicodin and mucinex. This cold just got fun.
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
It'd be easier to list the surfaces my ass hasn't been on.
You can't just leave with hair like that
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
It figures that the only time one of my videos on Snapchat gets replayed is a video of my Hedonism Bot impression and NOT my nudes
Why does my nose taste spicy?
How do you know what your nose tastes like?
These business classes have improved my drug business ten fold
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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