question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
it took me 20 minutes to get her upstairs... she crawled under a car and wouldn't come out.
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
No. My vagina is not the scapegoat for your poor decisions.
i showed up sober to class for the first time. my prof said that i was "off my game today". i love philosophy
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
So I am watching ghostbusters and I realized Rick moranis is basically in the friends zone than he turns into the key master bangs her and it leads to the end of the world...maybe there is a reason people are in the friend zone
I didn't know White Castle was open when your sober.
Fun fact. I just wrapped myself in wrapping paper for a sext. Is this a new high or a new low stay tuned.
You were in no condition to manage a 3-way.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
Randomize
