Christians are straight up FREAKS
Well i threw up in my mouth a few times. But i successfully swallowed it. Still going strong.
I'm gonna write a book, Things that go bump in the night: The story of Katelyn. Chapter one, my roommate is a dumb whore.
I think I'm cybering, it's been a while and its more in depth than it was in 8Th grade.
Explain to me how "cheap asian titties" is a complement?
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
Most sexually ambiguous night of my life. Kept switching from the NBA finals to the Tonys.
It was just a reflex. BOOM I kicked her in the face
Bad news? she threw her drink in his face, left her phone at the club, and disappeared. I found her laying in bed with the bottle she stole from our VIP service. Good news is she's asleep and I have the bottle, come home
how many dildos make it a "collection?"
IM DRINK YORE HIFH WE ARE POSTERCHOLD OF AMERICA
That's one good thing about being an only child. I can masturbate wherever the fuck I want
So about that you can bill me for the chair but it was David's idea to jump from the window sill into the washer with "clothing pillows of cloudiness" to land on to get ahold of him you have to phone his mother
I just talked to her she really hates you like a lot
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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