West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
i wasn't going to tell her about the threesome but i had to explain the tree and the green paint everywhere
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I might have to break the "you stay out of my sister and ill stay out of yours" pact that i have with tim
I mean, I can get to know him eventually. The time frame doesn't really matter. I'll have sex with him regardless of whether he's interesting or not.
I know. It's cray. Crayon. Crayolaaaaa.
May or may not have been going down the road shooting fireworks.
I used the hope and guess method to figure out who I slept with last night.
Let me know. Show me one boob if yes. 2 if no
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
Got drunk in Atlantic City Flagged down some guy with two wrapped tampons like road flares for a cigarette.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
this is the fourth time i've taken my clothes off for money this year. is that normal for the average college sophomore?
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
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