normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
And on top of all this... he just told me to "chill my nips."
Apparently I promised a worker at La Siesta free English lessons to make up for vomming all over the little Mariachi band.
....I found a picture of what appears to be the underneath side of the barstool (taken from the floor) and to top that, 9 pictures of the ceiling. Also, did I mention there's a picture with us posing with a pregnant lady at the bar?! WELP
I had sex with her like 200 times, and she was only pregnant once, those are pretty good statistics.
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
My mom just covered me while I peed in the street. I love her. i also love parents weekend.
Hey its me your friend who impressed the pharmacist by already knowing the generic version of plan b by name
The shrooms have turned on carrie. Change of plans. We're getting stoned and finding bacon.
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I threw up all of my purple drank and thats really important
Look at us. Planning our business meeting. Including snacks like shrooms & trail mix.
Holy. Shit. I just remembered all the lapdances....
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