Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
its always fun the next morning to look around the room and see where all the clothing landed.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
someone just laughed at me while i'm laying on the floor waiting for the bus. like they've never been hungover.
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
Just finished putting caution tape around the tv. Sober me needs to prepare.
She's wearing her dead grandmother's pearl on the married finger so no guys "bother her" tonight... I am not THAT committed to Girl's Night.
Omg, you would have loved the guy I almost hit with my car tonight
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
imagine the bill from school house rock beating the shit outta you
Randomize
