Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
Just waterfalled in the movie theatre... this is the beginning to a good night
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
whiskey
stop
tequila
you're fuckin up my ability to be a agrown up
We get an extra hour of sleep. That means we can take an extra shot tonight. Sound logic. Thank you daylight savings.
some people popped out of a houseboat and asked us to their party. their houseboat IS A WEEDBOAT. it is full of weed they grow weed. EVERYWHERE.
First highlight of the semester: campus safety caught me peeing in the dirt parking lot by kappa. Then as they were about to write me up, they recognized me, laughed, and left.
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
His pillow talk sucks. It was like Mr. Roger's vagina.
Sometimes i think i need to stop drinking because i can't afford losing so many panties anymore
This morning he fucked me while I was brushing my teeth. So I kept brushing as he thrusted. Then I brushed his teeth with my toothbrush while he was still in me. So hygienic.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
MY GOD DAMN TV STOPS WORKING EVERY TIME I AM THIS FUCKING HIGH. WHY MUST IT TORMENT ME?!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Randomize
