My head feels like little people r playing bumper cars inside it
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
Dude she has the ugliest blow job face ever.
Just realized I'm marrying a man that's never gone down on me. What happened to my priorities?
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Tomorrow night wont work for me. I'm talking with Bryan about marriage and I dont want to have a shroom hangover.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
When did we convert life to cartoon?
My body is like , remember when you wouldn't let me puke last night? Good luck at work fucker.
just saw a guy snowshoeing to the liqour store
was it you?
...yes
You know what would make this walk of shame even better? Picking up my cap n gown on the way to my car
The dysfunction is strong in this one.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
I'm not gonna be naked if your not here. Thats like a waste of nakedness
I feel like I got hit by a car. But a small car, like a Beetle or a Mini or something.
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