the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
Well, according to foursquare I checked in "@under the bushes" at 3:27am. This could explain some things.
He pulled his dick out during the Bourne Ultimatum, ruined it for me.
I joked that if anyone could fuck a 35 year old woman while wearing head bands and arm sweat bands it's you and look what happens.
I feel like death gave me a hand job
But I do know they give away thousands and thousands in booze
My liver has a boner
Im calling you paparazzi cause of all the dick pics you take of your one night stands ps loved the panoramic one!
So the bar crawl I'm on is a "90s bar crawl" and I made the joke about a few overweight girls that "lack of concern for your weight is so 90s" it did not end well
- I'm finally learning to be functional when I'm high. I feel like this is a milestone.
you were on a whole other level. you went home with him because he said "you got some light ass eyes"
I. Love. Skype. Sex.
I think it's just been too long since actual dick has been inside you that you only THINK you love skype sex
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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