I was on top riding him and his friend walks in and watched for a minute before he realized what was going on
its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Law school is ruining my masturbation schedule.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
WHATEVER CLASS IS PLAYING "TOOT IT AND BOOT IT" AT 8:30 IN THE MORNING, I WANT IN.
Your place is a magnet for either righteous parties or crippling alcohol dependency. Lets find out which together
Do you have any idea how hard it is to hit on your nurse while getting an HIV test.
How did you even find out?
Because you came up to me and said "I just fucked in the bathroom."
Oh.
I found his Linkedin the day after he created it. Too stalkerish or just right?
Breaking a step ladder over someone's back turned into a really fun game, way too quickly.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
its gotten to the point where if her hand isn't on my butt i think we're in a fight
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
IT TOOK ME LIKE AN HOUR TO DO THAT. DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT IS FOR ME TO CONCENTRATE ON ONE THING FOR AN ENTIRE HOUR?!
THREE MINUTES! THREE MINUTES PAST MIDNIGHT I STSRT HEARING CHRISTMAS MUSIC ON THE OVERHEAD PA SYSTEM!!!
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